Here are 15 examples of the kind of copy clichÃ©s youâ€™ll find in subscription marketing promotions – maybe on your desk at some point. The problem is that all could be used for almost any business promotion – and often are.
Please don’t use these phrases in your subscription promotion!
Any special or unique quality your product possesses is destroyed by using descriptions of this kind. And you wouldnâ€™t want to do that.
These phrases are so overused and tired they have come to mean almost nothing. They demonstrate no understanding of a publicationâ€™s unique selling proposition (USP).
These copy clichÃ©s are all extracted from bad promotions coming out of business magazine publishers such as Haymarket Publishing and Centaur Publishing:
- We offer practical insight into the growing, changing and challenging business of _____________
- An overview of the whole market
- We aim to bring you the best advice for you to perform your role better
- Content is hands on, from a variety of industry experts, with plenty of top tips, do’s and don’ts
- Detailed analysis and incisive commentary. Exclusive news, strategic insights and vital statistics to help companies maximise their benefits
- All the breaking news, in-depth features, informed comments, essential data and authoritative special reports on the latest developments and, of course, the latest industry gossip
- Substance and added value to guide you through the maze of what’s on offer today
- Straightforward advice, case studies and step-by-step guides
- Covers everything you need to know
- An essential read for anyone serious about his or her industry
- Every issue is written to help you manage your business, your staff and your career more effectively
- You’ll find information to keep you up-to-date with the latest thinking, with in-depth features that identify the most significant issues for your company
- Regular sections that impart valuable skills
- Saves time and money
- Keeps you in touch with events as they happen
This article is extracted from Subscriptions Strategy the newsletter for publishers and marketers.
A subscription marketing quiz!
To help illustrate how meaningless bad copy is, here are descriptions of three magazines. I have taken out the references to the industries they cover. You have to guess which is Marketing Direct magazine, which is Marketing magazine and which is Promotions & Incentives magazine:
______ is an absolute must-read for anyone working in ______. Subscribe now and receive:
- Every month ________will provide you with news, views, issues and campaigns that are shaping the world of ________
- Strategic and analytical coverage of everything from ______
- Hands on advice from leading industry experts
- Details of the leading providers and suppliers in the industry
- Articles to help you improve your ________
_______ is the monthly guide to _____, containing essential advice and news for the serious ______professional. Subscribe now and receive:
- 11 issues of ______
- Latest news, practical _____tips, analysis and opinion from the sector
- Exclusive features covering all aspects of _____
- Software for _____ supplement
- Comprehensive data coverage including the availability of ____
- Vital case studies, critiques and essential feature-length articles
Widely acclaimed for its accuracy and breadth of coverage,
_______ provides the very latest news on product launches,
shifts in major brands strategies, key appointments and departures from all industry sectors plus account moves and ____ developments.
Our reporting team alongside leading industry commentators provide in-depth analysis and expert comment on key UK industry issues together with special focuses on the pan-European _____ developments. Unique surveys and technique-led reports from ____ through to _____ are regularly featured in the magazine.
Why pick on these 3 marketing magazines?
You may wonder why I have picked on the marketing sector. Well, together they reveal a sad truth: publishers are generally poor marketers.
Also, as a nation famous for our love of irony, I could not chose a more ironic illustration than to show how poorly these three marketing magazines market themselves.
So what kind of marketing copywriting is that?
The examples above all fall within ‘level 1’ copywriting (there are 3 levels). Level 1 brings in poor response. Level 3 brings maximum response. Here’s some more about the three levels of copywriting:
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